In May I caught a purse-snatcher who stole otdthoh's purse (30 points). Last Thursday I gave princess_aleera a kidney (1000 points). In January I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In October I turned glasslogic in for spitting (3 points). Last Tuesday I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points).
Overall, I've been nice (15 points). For Christmas I deserve a new bike!
Sincerely, cashay
But I don't want a new bike *pouts* Can I keep Iraq? xD